October 2012
hope-you-dont-mind-but-i:
This is my floorboard
but seriously
look at this and tell me it doesn’t look like there’s a tiny dog trapped in there
July 2012
murderer: i am going to kill you
man: NO PLEASE I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS
murderer: oh my bad man sorry i didn't know i'll try and hit the next house have a good day
alexkoehlerschin:
when i say i hate everyone, band members don’t count
melata:
who still types www. into the address bar this isn’t the 90s
me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me
me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back?????
seapantsu:
don’t think of it as me liking your sad personal post
think of it as me sending you tiny baby kisses because I care
janoskiansarefetch:
Did I mention that Scott Disick is my favourite Kardashian sister
Because he is
joshramsay:
there should be a reality show where they put teenage band bloggers and band members in a house for a month and see what happens.
yaminexus:
did yuo kno that eating too many yams will turn you into a yami
approximate time needed to watch a 50 minute episode: 4 hours
jesus-san:
we all have that facebook friend who thinks she’s a model
eisenburrito:
look at this picture and tell me i shouldn’t be best friends with robert pattinson:
boyfri(end)
girlfri(end)
best fri(end)
inter(forever)net
I pretend I don’t care but, deep down, I really still dont care.
me: one time my friend...
friend: who is this person i don't know them
me: okay i met them online that's not the point
This is how the Happy Camp recording with ot12 is...
MCs: 欢迎大家来到我们的快乐大本营 !
Exo M: 大家好我们是 EXO!
Exo K: what
theguywitheyes:
donnacabonna:
making a typo when you are arguing with someone
ventriloquiet:
putting my face as close to the computer screen as possible so that no one sees me making a new neopets account
me when i die
st. peter: sorry i can't let you into heaven if you have no soul
me: excuse me?
st. peter: yeah remember that time you didn't reblog a picture of a homeless man and his dog? have fun in the eternal pits of hell you blasphemous demon wench
waxxx:
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Watchwitchcitybitch:
liquidqrystaldismay:
phlynn:
Real life Simpsons intro
this was filmed in my town, the house is in lansdowne avenue
weird man
buttcamp:
patiently waiting for the right moment to use this david karp picture
hyunseungie:
kitty-kwon:
on a scale of sungyeol to kris how much do you treat an airport like a runway
I’m prob on Woohyun’s level tbh
rumour:
ashley tisdale turned 27 today wasn’t she like 17 two years ago
americanonline:
haha bro i just found the funniest video go on youtube and type in charlie bit my finger trust me on this
iwakumahisashi:
i hate it when people say they’re “off the market” when they start dating someone did they buy you or
