hope-you-dont-mind-but-i: This is my floorboard but seriously look at this and tell me it doesn’t look like there’s a tiny dog trapped in there
murderer: i am going to kill you
man: NO PLEASE I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS
murderer: oh my bad man sorry i didn't know i'll try and hit the next house have a good day
alexkoehlerschin: when i say i hate everyone, band members don’t count
melata: who still types www. into the address bar this isn’t the 90s
me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me
me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back?????
seapantsu: don’t think of it as me liking your sad personal post think of it as me sending you tiny baby kisses because I care
janoskiansarefetch: Did I mention that Scott Disick is my favourite Kardashian sister Because he is
joshramsay: there should be a reality show where they put teenage band bloggers and band members in a house for a month and see what happens.
yaminexus: did yuo kno that eating too many yams will turn you into a yami
approximate time needed to watch a 50 minute episode: 4 hours
jesus-san: we all have that facebook friend who thinks she’s a model
eisenburrito: look at this picture and tell me i shouldn’t be best friends with robert pattinson:
I pretend I don’t care but, deep down, I really still dont care.
me: one time my friend...
friend: who is this person i don't know them
me: okay i met them online that's not the point
This is how the Happy Camp recording with ot12 is...
MCs: 欢迎大家来到我们的快乐大本营 !
Exo M: 大家好我们是 EXO!
Exo K: what
donnacabonna: making a typo when you are arguing with someone
ventriloquiet: putting my face as close to the computer screen as possible so that no one sees me making a new neopets account
me when i die
st. peter: sorry i can't let you into heaven if you have no soul
me: excuse me?
st. peter: yeah remember that time you didn't reblog a picture of a homeless man and his dog? have fun in the eternal pits of hell you blasphemous demon wench
waxxx: You must be 18 or older to watch this video Please enter your birthdate below: January 1 1936
witchcitybitch: liquidqrystaldismay: phlynn: Real life Simpsons intro this was filmed in my town, the house is in lansdowne avenue weird man
buttcamp: patiently waiting for the right moment to use this david karp picture
hyunseungie: kitty-kwon: on a scale of sungyeol to kris how much do you treat an airport like a runway I’m prob on Woohyun’s level tbh
rumour: ashley tisdale turned 27 today wasn’t she like 17 two years ago
americanonline: haha bro i just found the funniest video go on youtube and type in charlie bit my finger trust me on this
iwakumahisashi: i hate it when people say they’re “off the market” when they start dating someone did they buy you or